With The World Series starting, hockey season here and football season under way, we need to add some new sports rules:
The long snapper is the best named position in sports.
If an e-mail concerning your fantasy league is sent to your place of employment, it is not allowed to be marked “Urgent.”
Air Guitar and karaoke are not sports.
The fatter the fan, the higher the chance he is sitting in an inside seat and will crush you every time he gets up to buy something to eat or go to the bathroom.
If your baseball cap is not visibly old, people will assume you just jumped on the bandwagon.
There should be a five day waiting period before you make a final decision to buy a team logo welcome mat.
The players and referees really don’t take your advice into consideration during the game.
When the section laughs at something a drunk guy yells out during the game, it seals its own fate when he won't shut up for the rest of that game.
When the Kiss Cam focuses on you during a Hershey Bears game, you do not have license to force tongue on someone you wouldn’t normally make out with.
There is a direct proportional connection between the volume of a female fan and chin hair.
