No Behind Left Behind

I am thinking that Larry Craig has already sent Elliot Spitzer a thank you note:

Dear Elliot,

I realize that a prostitution busting politician getting caught with a high priced hooker might not quite rate with a gay bashing politician getting snagged tapping the undercover cop’s foot in the next stall, but the effort is appreciated. As a matter of fact, I’m taking a page from your fallout to help me plan my next attempt to get this whole embarrassment thrown out of court. Do not think it has gone unnoticed that Dr. Laura Schlessinger stated on Good Morning America that men turn to sex outside of marriage because their wives do not focus on their husbands’ needs? Really. I am not making this up. How do you think the following argument would work? My wife did such a lousy job focusing on my needs that she actually made me end up feeling like a woman. Combine this with a cute cop in the next stall, and I think this might hold water. One more thing. I could swear I heard him singing, “It’s Raining Men” before I tapped his foot. If that's not entrapment, I don't know what is. Anyway, thanks for taking my place on Leno's and Letterman's monologues.

Your Friend,

Larry “Wide Stance” Craig.