Determine Your Bail

Someone sent this to us in an e-mail. Add up all the offenses and see what your bail is. Amy, Patrick and I will announce our bail on the air.

$5 Smoked pot --
$10 Done acid --
$5 Ever boinked at church --
$25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person next to you--
$40 Boinked with someone from My Space --
$25 Boinked for money --
$100 Boinked with a foreigner --
$20 Vandalized something --
$20 Boinked on your parents' bed --
$10 Beat up someone --
$20 Been jumped --
$10 Crossed dressed--
$10 Given money to stripper --
$25 Been in love with a stripper --
$20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know
$10 Hit on someone of the same sex while at work--
$15 Ever drive drunk --
$20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --
$50 Used toys while boinking --
$30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --
$20 Went skinny dipping --
$5 Boinked in a pool / hot tub --
$20 Kissed someone of the same sex --
$10 Boinked with someone of the same sex --
$20 Cheated on your significant other --
$10 Self pleasured --
$10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --
$20 Done oral --
$5 Got oral --
$5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving--
$25 Stole something --
$10 Boinked with someone in jail --
$25 Made a nasty home video --
$15 Had a threesome --
$50 Boinked in the wild --
$20 Been in the same room while someone was boinking --
$25 Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars --
$20 Had sex with someone 10 years older --
$20 Boinked with someone 10 years younger --
$25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time
$50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it --
$25 Went streaking --
$5 Went streaking in broad daylight --
$15 Been arrested --
$5 Spent time in jail --
$15 Peed in the pool --
$0.50 Played spin the bottle --
$5 Done something you regret --
$40 Boinked with your best friend --
$20 Boinked with someone you work with at work
$25 Had a no-go area boink --
$80 Lied to your mate --
$5 Lied to your mate about the boinking being good--

OK, now add up your answers to find out your bail